its been a while since i've eaten and i'm DYING for a hamburger. its just that from the time i've returned to NY from HK, i've gained 15 pounds from the 4 months of just laying around and doing nothing, doing lady activities, etc. and since i've gotten back i've been on this major diet and i've already lost 8 pounds. i will attribute it partially to starving myself but i am working out daily and doing pilates and cardio and sweating everything out, as well as drinking loads of evian. somehow my pants seem tighter today.
so yesterday, january 28, i had this god awful haircut. i know i havent seen the hairstylist since october, but i've been out of town. no need to go psychotic on my head. at first he had the idea of "oh let me shave off everything on your head except, how about, one long strip in the back" i kindly declined, but then he went on to say "how about some red streaks" i eventually just had my head shaved.
i'm currently in my bedroom but the television is on. i've never watched this "Rock of Love" show on VH1 before. "oh my god Brett is soo hot" who are these people.
i'm soo hungry. i'm dying for a steak or burger
what have i eaten....
umm
granola
fish
broccoli
tomatoes
red peppers
apples
egg whites
yesterday though i ordered 10 hot wings in celebration of losing 8 pounds but i feel disgusting now.
TIME FOR BED
ITS 830PM
Tuesday 29 January 2008
Saturday 12 January 2008
UNDER MAINTENANCE. SORRY
OK B.
SO ITS BEEN LIEK A MONTH SINCE I'VE POSTED ANYTHING. THE MONTH OF DECEMBER WAS A LITTLE SLOW FOR ME. PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY.
for my stomach and my brain.
i dont know who B is. but i just thought i'd say that to make it seem like i was gearing this post towards one specific person.
but i will summarize the month in a couple of key moments.
NEW YEARS WAS SPENT LOOKING AT STRIPPERS IN MACAU WITH MY PARENTS
it was my idea ok. but my dad fell asleep and i told him it was rude to sleep during a striptease because "YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES"
the strippers were completely nude. so i saw a lot of meat curtains.
the men clapped as the girls opened their legs.
and the old ladies behind me slept...
since i was in a sleazy town i thought i'd do seedy things. and i won 600$ from a slot machine.
LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING VIVID DREAMS ABOUT EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES THAT THEN TRANSLATE INTO REALITY
LIKE HOW I HAD TO QUEUE FOR SECURITY CHECK AT VOGUE WITH R. EVERETT. AND THEN I POOED IN MY PANTS.
or how Eddy drove me to the airport with C and how i said it was "not necessary" and he insisted that it was only polite to do.
Food Wise
i have been eating the following
Butter and ham sandwiches
fried chicken
Robuchon (A LOT lately)
Cipriani's because i miss NY
lots of tofu
fruits since we're in the tropics
NOW LETS FOCUS ON SOME IMPORTANT POINTS
i was peed on yesterday
the day before i had a phobia scare with parasites on my other dog's ass
i swear dots are going to end my life
one of my fish fell down the sink and i couldnt save it. it was really sad. and i threw food down the drain to see if it coudl eat but it had swam away when i shown the flashlight into it
lately i've been feeing kind of gross. the headaches have been coming back. MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ON GOING TRUST ISSUES WITH THE CITY OF SHANGHAI.
OK BYE NOW
SO ITS BEEN LIEK A MONTH SINCE I'VE POSTED ANYTHING. THE MONTH OF DECEMBER WAS A LITTLE SLOW FOR ME. PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY.
for my stomach and my brain.
i dont know who B is. but i just thought i'd say that to make it seem like i was gearing this post towards one specific person.
but i will summarize the month in a couple of key moments.
NEW YEARS WAS SPENT LOOKING AT STRIPPERS IN MACAU WITH MY PARENTS
it was my idea ok. but my dad fell asleep and i told him it was rude to sleep during a striptease because "YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES"
the strippers were completely nude. so i saw a lot of meat curtains.
the men clapped as the girls opened their legs.
and the old ladies behind me slept...
since i was in a sleazy town i thought i'd do seedy things. and i won 600$ from a slot machine.
LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING VIVID DREAMS ABOUT EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES THAT THEN TRANSLATE INTO REALITY
LIKE HOW I HAD TO QUEUE FOR SECURITY CHECK AT VOGUE WITH R. EVERETT. AND THEN I POOED IN MY PANTS.
or how Eddy drove me to the airport with C and how i said it was "not necessary" and he insisted that it was only polite to do.
Food Wise
i have been eating the following
Butter and ham sandwiches
fried chicken
Robuchon (A LOT lately)
Cipriani's because i miss NY
lots of tofu
fruits since we're in the tropics
NOW LETS FOCUS ON SOME IMPORTANT POINTS
i was peed on yesterday
the day before i had a phobia scare with parasites on my other dog's ass
i swear dots are going to end my life
one of my fish fell down the sink and i couldnt save it. it was really sad. and i threw food down the drain to see if it coudl eat but it had swam away when i shown the flashlight into it
lately i've been feeing kind of gross. the headaches have been coming back. MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ON GOING TRUST ISSUES WITH THE CITY OF SHANGHAI.
OK BYE NOW
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